No matter which way you do it, most 69ing is awkward. Here, six women share their extraordinarily embarrassing 69 stories. I was staring into his butthole and noticed something was coming out of it. I didn't say anything, because there is no polite way of saying, 'Yo, something's up with your butt. Like, a lot of them. It was as if his butthole was an '80s music video where Nena was standing inside it just out of sight holding onto a fistful of 99 angry red balloons.
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Skip navigation! Story from Queer Voices. If you flipped through the rolodex of oral sex on TV, most of what you'd see is women giving men blow jobs. Or men talking about women giving them blow jobs.
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Me and my love for the entire year had just broken up and I was sort of depressed. There was this freshman who sat in front of me who played the flute no shit! We went out on and off during the year and the summer came around. She came over to my house and we ended up going off into the woods behind my house. We were walking down this trail when she suddenly stopped me and we started to make out.
Except for a Cornell Daily Sun article from last year, there are relatively few accounts of road head on the Internet. The practice, especially in areas where you have to drive to get pretty much anywhere, like the Midwest and California, is not necessarily a rite of passage, but it does inspire stories: While a routine blowjob is nothing to write home about, a blowjob in a moving vehicle could kill you. That's part of the appeal: Not only could you get caught, but you could also crash and die.